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HEY PEEPS! HERES THE LATEST NEWS STORY:

                                              MAN KISSES FROG

Earlier today we spotted 'Gary619' kissing a lady that he turned into a frog. Sorces say, he liked her from the start. He was following her around trying to kiss her. So she sat down, thinking she was safe, while she was not. 

 

 

                   Zombie bursts through floor!

While visting my bff, hannah, a zombie burst through the floor! We were terrified but able to rid it with a rocket blaster. After, it came back and grabbed one of our fellow reporters! Thankfully her friend Hannah pulled her out. It took awhile, but it finnaly dissapeard. She claims it was a prize for members. (NOT A VERY GOOD ONE) So be on the lookout for more zombies!

 

                                   

ALIEN CAPTURED

Visting around people's houses we found in Larrypoops (WEIRD) house a alien! We were all shocked! The alien seems to be alive, though no one know's. More info is waited upon this story.